500 Days Of Summer
13 Oct 2009 Leave a Comment
in Comedy, Film Review, Romance Tags: 500 Days Of Summer, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Zooey Deschanel

You know those rare but incredibly satisfying moments you get when you think you’ve figured something out that most people haven’t? They’re great. Last I had was in the cinema whilst watching 500 Days. It struck me as odd that there was more desire from the male contingent of our group to watch this movie instead of the female (admittedly she was outnumbered three to one), and that wasn’t just because we wanted to lust after Zooey Deschanel for an hour and a half. The film itself isn’t your standard rom-com affair; its tagline is “Boy meets girl. Boy falls in love. Girl doesn’t.” It’s quirky, sharply written, brutally honest, told from the perspective of a romantically intense young man and it’s a thoughtful, sometimes moving experience. It’ll make you think, it’ll make you laugh, it’s definitely romantic and it looks cool. Wait a minute……it’s a romantic comedy for dudes! Awesome.
In all honesty, 500 Days does seem like it’s billed slightly more towards males perhaps a little too in tune with their feelings who fall head over heels with girls who just doesn’t feel the same. Tom (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) works for a greeting card company and falls instantly in love with the new secretary Summer Finn (Zooey Deschanel). They seem to share similar interests and clearly have a spark. Tom cannot get Summer from his mind, obsessing over her every action and word before the inevitable eventually happens and they get it together in the copy room. Summer doesn’t believe in true love, and as they spend more time together and their relationship develops, she hesitates to ‘label’ what they have, which as we all know is another way of saying she isn’t sure about being with Tom. They remain happy up to a point, but as ever, it really starts getting interesting when things start going wrong.
The plot actually develops brilliantly, going back and forth to different points in the 500 days that Tom and Summer know each other. We see scenes from the beginning of their relationship, the good parts, the bad, the upsetting conclusion and Tom’s reaction to it, but in a random order. It’s not exactly a new cinematic idea, but it’s used to great effect here as we get to see the unflinchingly bad parts of a relationship early on, followed by how Tom and Summer got like that.
As mentioned, 500 Days follows Tom around absolutely, and we never see Summer on her own. As good as Gordon-Levitt is as Tom, presenting his lovelorn state and his huge love for Summer without going too far overboard, it’d be great to see Summer’s reactions to the really bad times instead of just Tom’s. Then again, the relationship between the two of them will hit extremely close to home for a lot of people watching the film, so a chance to view the really difficult parts of a relationship from the perspective of the person more into the other, or the ’victim’, if you will, will strike a chord with many people.
500 Days is a damn good movie, extremely honest in its portayal of an exciting relationship hitting the skids and the fallout from it. Deschanel is an evil, beautiful genius of a woman, Gordon-Levitt is a naive, loving man and his reactions to everything that happens to him with Summer are spot on to the point of being stupidly accurate. There are laughs in this film thanks to a small but great supporting cast, and there are as many sad moments to go along with the happy ones, including a stunningly moving scene where Tom’s expectations and contrasting reality are shown side by side in a later meeting with Summer.
It’s not perfect; an annoying, deep voice-over adds nothing to proceedings as almost everything it tells us could be figured out because of how good Tom and Summer portray their feelings. A docummentary style scene and song-and-dance routine after Tom finally gets lucky certainly take away from the rest of the movie. Still, in the same vein of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Science Of Sleep and this year’s Away We Go, 500 Days is another imaginative, honest and jilted take on love with indie quirkiness that you don’t have to feel ashamed to watch. You’ll probably like it more if you’re a hopeless romantic, male or (heaven forbid) both, but anyone with an old story of unrequited love will find something to call their own in 500 Days. Just be prepared to be thinking of your own love story for a good few hours after you’ve watched it.
8/10
Up
10 Oct 2009 Leave a Comment
in Animation, Comedy, Film Review Tags: Pixar, Up, Up review

There’s a scene at the start of Up so shockingly real and seemingly at odds with anything remotely close to the notion of ‘kids entertainment’ that it makes you wonder if Pixar actually WANT children to ask their parents uncomfortable questions. It’s not that the content is shocking, it’s just not something you’d associate with Pixar. But then again, Up is probably Pixar’s most unconventional film to date, continuing a recent trend to make unconventional stories make total sense. Unconventional how? Well, the main character is an aged widower, his sidekick is a young cub scout whose parents are no longer together, they make friends with a talking dog and a female bird called Kevin. No, I am not kidding, and yes, Pixar have made another winner.
Up stars Carl; old, grumpy and alone after the death of his wife Ellie. The couple were bound by their desire for exploration, meeting as children and marrying before Ellie’s passing in their later years. In her absence, Carl constantly laments the fact that they never got to explore Paradise Falls in South America together, so he decides to attach hundreds of helium balloons to his house and turn it into a flying ship house….thing so he can make that dream come true. The house takes off, and all goes well for around a minute or two, before Carl realises an eager cub scout named Russell has accidentally snuck along for the ride. The odd couple set course for South America, making friends of a large rare bird christened Kevin and a clueless dog with a collar allowing him to talk named Dug. Carl and Russell run into trouble in the shape of Muntz, a famous aged explorer who needs Kevin, an ultra rare specimin of bird to prove his greatness to a world that has forgotten him. Carl and Russell aren’t so keen on this, and must escape Muntz’s clutches along with his pack of talking dogs to save Kevin.
Well. It’s not Cars, is it?
If that synopsis confuses you in any way, I wouldn’t worry too much. It’s the oddest concept for a Pixar film yet, but at the same time it’s grounded in the same sort of reality that made Wall-E such a highlight. Yes, there may be talking dogs but this is a very real world, perhaps the starkest vision of realism Pixar have ever given us. For example, Carl and Ellie’s relationship is shown in silent montage form at the film’s beginning, and we see them married, working and enjoying each others company. We also see a short clip of her and Carl in the hospital shortly after we think they’re ready to have a child, only for Ellie to be told that she cant. As with Wall-E’s strong environmental message, Up presents a story where bad things happen. Russell, Carl’s young sidekick is almost always all smiles and willing to explore until the conversation turns to the father that is never around to spend time with him. It hits home early and often that these are real characters with real problems, and whilst Pixar have always acknnowledged its older audience in some way in its films, they have never tugged at the heartstrings quite like this. That’s not to say the film’s overly dark, it’s just more real and a little more sad than we’re used to.
It’s also the most randomnly funny film Pixar have made. Dug is the star of the show; a hapless but happy dog with a collar that translates his thoughts into speech, Dug is voiced in such a confused but enthusiastic manner that almost everything he says and does is worth a laugh. As ever, the film is masterfully animated and makes full use of the jungle setting to produce some impressive environments. The story itself, whilst certainly odd and never really revealing its true objective until the half way point is a triumph simply because Pixar have again tried something now, and succeeded in creating a moving, involving and entertaining film. This is one huge film studio with universal appeal who seemingly enjoy taking chances on telling different stories, and that’s certainly refreshing.
However, it’s not Wall-E’s equal, not quite. Without spoiling anything, villain Muntz might perhaps be another realistic character in the shape of a man desperate to prove himself, willing to do whatever it takes to get his way, but Pixar have made him perhaps their most evil villain yet, and as such, unrealistic in a film of realistic characters (well, human characters at least). Perhaps, at times, this realism is too much to take in. Carl understandably cannot let go of his wife, but he doesn’t let us forget it for a long time, constantly mentioning her and bogging down some scenes.
But these are minor gripes. Pixar have continued their fine tradition of excellent storytelling and memorable characters whilst taking on some of Wall-E’s startling realism to create their most moving film to date. It’s still as funny, colourful and entertaining as any of the company’s classics, but it’ll move you more than most of the other films you’ll see this year.
8/10
District 9
25 Sep 2009 1 Comment
in Action, Film Review Tags: District 9, District 9 review, Neill Blomkamp, Peter Jackson, Sharlto Copley

I’ve got to admit, this film has been annoying the hell out of me. I saw it last Monday with a spring in my step and my backside on an extra comfy cinema seat, and I can honestly say I haven’t been so fantastically let down by a film like I have with District 9. I don’t think I’ve ever left a cinema feeling so horrifically empty after watching a movie, like my life (or at least in the short term, my afternoon) would’ve been better if I’d have just stayed home and watched Top Gear reruns on Dave. I’ve been sitting on this review for over ten days, and after running into yet more folk who seem to love it, I’ve decided it needed a good seeing to. Take it or leave it.
The story goes that after Peter Jackson and director Neill Blomkamp’s attempt to make a picture based on the massively popular Halo game series fell through, Jackson and his production company Wingnut gave Blomkamp $30 million to make ‘whatever he wanted’. Blomkamp, a native of Johannesburg, South Africa who grew up during apartheid chose to make a sci-fi epic about aliens settling on Earth, but certainly not being welcomed. The prawns, as they’re nicknamed, arrive on a Mothership (don’t they all?) hanging high over the skies of Johannesburg having run out of fuel, and are forced to settle on earth. They live in squalid conditions in shanty town shacks in a place dubbed District 9, and face prejudice and poor treatment by the local humans. Determined to curb the problems the prawns have brought upon the city, a company seemingly created to foster relationships between humans and the visitors decides to attempt a mass-relocation to a new site, essentially a concentration camp.
We follow office worker Wikus Van De Merwe around District 9 as he heads the relocation operation. Wikus seems to have a good understanding of prawn behaviour and can understand their language, which sounds oddly like a collection of clicks and belches, but he, like the soldiers and officials he travels with has a passive racism towards the prawns, treating them as a sub-species throughout the alien evictions. However, it all goes horribly wrong when Wikus accidentally becomes infected by a prawn biological agent, which begin to transform is body horrifically into one of the prawns. His company turns on him and experiments on his changing body, but Wikus escapes into District 9. Soon after his arrival, Wikus learns he must form an alliance with the prawns to restore his transforming body and return home to his wife.
Ok, so far so good. The idea of having native South Africans vehemently opposed to the prawns was an engaging touch, and worked very well. In tandem, the opening is one of the film’s strong points, and is told in docummentary style, interspersed with interviews with prawn experts and employees of the company Wikus works for. This was going really quiet well until Blomkamp decided to use interviews referring to Wikus negatively, seemingly stating that he had turned from the company and betrayed them. Great. So now we already know something terrible happened to our main character and we’ve barely even started the film. I’m stunned that Blomkamp decided that such blatant storytelling and spoon-feeding was necessary this early on in proceedings, as it’s not a particularly nice way of treating your audience. Blomkamp clearly decided that his audience would be focussed on Wikus for most of the film’s first half hour, which is pretty detrimental to the rest of it. Wikus, after infection, isn’t feeling too good by the time he gets home, and has a surprise party thrust upon him as soon as he walks through the door to his loving wife. Who we barely see. For the entire film. Now, the relationship between Wikus and his wife is the real core of the film, because she is why Wikus does what he does. How are we supposed to believe in it if we barely know anything or see anything of the relationship?
Such criticisms don’t overshadow District 9′s strong opening. Oh no, that distinctive honour is left almost entirely to the second half of the film. We abandon the docummentary style and instead follow Wikus on a high-octane action thriller ride as this meek, ill and scared man wields devastating alien weaponry and decapitates, explodes and maims enough soldiers to constitute a war. Wikus’ action hero turn is just about forgiveable, because it makes sense for his character to be upset, and willing to do whatever it takes to get his life back. But from the point that he teams up with his prawn friend and attempts to storm the offices of his former employees, all of the promising build-up work, intelligent dialogue and plot is just thrown out of the window, never to be seen again. In its place, what we get is a dumb, bloody, explosive summer blockbuster. It’s impossible to take District 9 seriously from here onwards, especially when the violence is cranked up to stupendously hilarious proportions.
I’ve had a good look at reviews for District 9, and quite a few people have forgiven the film for this rather gigantic lapse, but why? If you went to a restaurant and had half a good meal followed by a disgusting dessert, would you still mark it highly? Films shouldn’t get free passes just because they look cool, or they start off well. Consistent engagement is something that was clearly beyond Blomkamp when making District 9, which is a shame because there are some good points. Sharlto Copley is quite impressive as Wikus, transforming his character’s behaviour as the film dictates it must. This is Copley’s first film role, and when I discovered that the interview segments conducted with Wikus in his office were ad-libbed, I was certainly more impressed. Sadly, there are no other real performances of note. The worried wife, the lethal businessman, the maniacal shocktrooper are all stereotyped to a T, and are simply functional performances. Again, that engaging secondary apartheid between the prawns and South Africans that was presented so well at the beginning of the film is a missed opportunity to make District 9 into something more, something bigger and ultimately, something worth taking seriously. Unfortunately, it just doesn’t happen.
Trust me, I did want to like District 9. Really. This isnt criticism or negativity for the sake of evening out the praise heaped upon the film, as I can understand why people regard it so highly. It wouldn’t surprise me it Neill Blomkamp came back with a much better second effort in a few years time, because there’s some impressive groundwork laid here. It’s just a shame it all fell through before the film was over. Recommended if you don’t feel like thinking for too long.
5/10
Away We Go
21 Sep 2009 Leave a Comment
in Comedy, Drama, Film Review Tags: Away We Go, John Krasinski, Maya Rudolph, Sam Mendes

I seem to be in something of a minority, but 2009 has been a pretty empty experience in terms of cinema-going. Almost everything I’ve seen has been preceeded with good reviews and recommendations, and it’s mostly all been soulles, flawed and stunningly popular. Thank God for Away We Go, then. Director Sam Mendes’ return is an indie romantic comedy with tons of wit, feeling, laughs and emotion.
Burt and Verona (the excellent John Krasinski and Maya Rudolph) are expecting their first child in three months, and preparations were going smoothly until Burt’s self-centered parents decide to move off to Belgium before their grandchild is born. With no reason to stay in Colorado, the couple decide to go on a roadtrip around North America, visiting family and friends in an attempt to decide where they should settle. Along the way, they encounter some quite stunning examples of the word ‘family’ as each visit takes another maturing and often hilarious turn. Without wanting to ruin the numerous visits, highlights include visiting Verona’s former boss Lily in Phoenix. Played by Alison Janney, Lily is loud, brash, bright and insanely inappropriate along with being the stand-out supporting performance. Maggie Gyllenhaal also excels as Burt’s new-age hippie cousin, a character so stunningy unaware and oblivious to those around her that again, she brings laughs in the most inopportune circumstances.
If the tag of ‘indie romantic comedy’ put you off, its simply because its the easiest way to describe the film. Its comedy is often stunningly dark at times, its quite romantic and there’s nothing big budget about it. There’s no A-list actors, no lavish sets, nothing to distract you from the brilliant script and cinematography. Writers Dave Eggers and Vendela Vida have crafted a really touching script with an instantly likeable central couple in Burt and Verona. Both are quirky, funny and human enough to be relatable from the get-go, and Krasinski and Rudolph have a great chemistry that helps you really believe in them.
Krasinski isnt a million miles away from the character he’s best known for (Jim in the American version of The Office), but he’s childlike and also combatitive enough to make enough of a distinction. Rudolph is enchanting as the heavily pregnant, sweet and measured Verona, who really holds the film together. You’re not likely to find a more believable on-screen couple than Burt and Verona this year, and as they move through each city, you might not see them change, but you certainly see them learn more. That, perhaps, makes Away We Go that much more real; Burt and Verona note that they’re in their 30s, and are certainly responsible enough that they needn’t go through some drastic Hollywood character developments in order to get to where they need to be as you will have seen in the glut of romantic comedies littering cinemas this summer.
I’ll freely admit, I’ve been looking forward to Away We Go for a good few months. The best thing I can say about it is that whilst my expectations were high, the film met them with aplomb. A lot of films have been a victim of overhype and backside-kissing hyperbolic reviews, and this film certainly isn’t one of them. You’re going to have to go far to find a film with as much heart, as many laughs and as well written as Away We Go this year. 2009′s best road trip, hands down.
9/10
Inglourious Basterds
27 Aug 2009 3 Comments
in Film Review Tags: Brad Pitt, Inglourious Basterds, Inglourious film review, Quentin Tarantino

I’d managed to successfully steer clear of reading any reviews, absorbing any press and gathering any real sort of opinions about Inglourious before I saw it (applause, please). The thinking being that the release of a Quentin Tarantino film is an event, certainly one beyond your average summer blockbuster, so I wanted to come into watching this film as fresh as possible before my viewing was diluted by some blindly devoted hacks waxing lyrical about their favourite auteur. A hack I may be, but I’m not so devoted to Tarantino that I’ll give him a free-pass every time he releases something.
Inglourious finds us in 1944 in Nazi occupied France, following Aldo Raine (Brad Pitt) and the eponymous Basterds, a group of American Jewish soldiers fighting their way through the country, killing almost all the Germans they can find. As the story progresses, they become involved in a plot to assasinate the four biggest leaders of the Third Reich, including Hitler himself as they attend a Parisian cinema belonging to Shosanna Dreyfus (Melanie Laurent). Unbeknownst to them, she’s Jewish, and craves revenge against the Nazis. She hatches her own plan to blow up her cinema with Hitler and co. trapped inside. At the same time, the ruthless, cunning and charming SS officer Hans Landa (Christoph Waltz) that murdered her family whilst in hiding three years previously is hot on the heels of her and the Basterds as their dual plans comes to fruition.
That’s as small a synopsis as I can realistically give. The full plot has double crossing German actresses, British soldiers so posh they’d drive anyone mad, brutal slayings and a decree by Aldo Raine leader that each of the Basterds must collect 100 scalps (take that literally). The film itself is split into chapters, introducing us to many characters that affect the story but often have little interaction with the core of the cast. If that reminds you of Pulp Fiction, then you’re on the right track.
The chapter structure seemed wise, simply because with such a complicated story and with so much ground to cover, it all needed to be fleshed out separately. Back stories, character presentations all needed their own time to grow before being thrust together. For instance, Pitt’s Raine and Waltz’s Handa are the film’s primary male protagonist and antagonist but don’t meet until the last chapter of the film. Tarantino does a good job of introducing and developing these characters before thrusting them together, and his ability to weave narratives together is still impressive.
After reading the plot, you’d almost be mad to think it, but one big problem this film has is predictability. Within these chapters, we are often treated to a mountain of dialogue. Dialogue masterfully delivered in English, French and German but masses of it, none the less. Each chapter features a stunning amount of preparation before it reaches an extremely violent conclusion. Yes, Tarantino often builds the intensity up nicely, but it feels like he’s almost making you crave the violence so each chapter can end. With that predictability in place, some of the emotional impact is lost because you know what’s coming. This isn’t exactly uncommon for Tarantino, but rarely has it been so blatant. This also brings us to another big flaw; we spend so much time with a large cast of characters that we feel somewhat disconnected from the Basterds themselves. It’s strange; they’re the driving force, the core of the film, but they’re never really developed enough for us to care about them. We see them do a lot of killin’, but thats about it.
Is it perhaps too violent? Looking at the film’s director, you’d expect nothing less. He does have something of a track record of doing nasty things to his characters, doesn’t he? It’s definitely over the top at times, but it’s Tarantino, so I’m surprised about the negative reaction this film’s nasty bits has provoked. Most of Tarantino’s violence isn’t necessary, but that’s never stopped him before.

Away from the film’s issues is an impressive cast. Brad Pitt is assured as the Basterds’ leader, Aldo Raine. A smooth, smart talking but ruthless Southerner who acts as the film’s biggest comic relief, it’s a big side-step for Pitt and it’s also a role he tackles well. Melanine Laurent is a somewhat more sympathetic protagonist in her role as Shosanna Dreyfus, a French Jew hiding her heritage as she plots an ultimate revenge against the Nazis. Her performance is impressive, and she slips into the role with effortless style and appeal. The Basterds, the Axis Powers, the British are all acted beyond competence, but you have to single out Cristoph Waltz’s performance as ‘The Jew Hunter’, Hans Landa. Quite simply, it’s brilliant. Landa is a stunning character; full of supposed warmth, cruelty, cunning, a wicked sense of humour and a proposterously happy demeanour. You cannot take your eyes from Waltz’s performance, and when award season rolls around, expect to hear his name.
There’s definitely enough in Basterds to make it watchable and enjoyable, and because of its setting and style, it stands out perhaps more than anything Tarantino has done this decade. It’s well acted, looks great and keeps you entertained for the duration. The man himself sees this film as his ‘men of a mission film’, his Dirty Dozen, but he spends so much time away from the Basterds (supposedly the focus of his film) that they’re never really developed. You can’t help but feel a little disconnected. Inglourious is a refreshing change of setting from one of the most distinctive auteurs of today, and it’s still as thrillingly Tarantino as you can get. But it just isn’t constructed well enough to be anything more than a good effort.
7/10
Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince – Film Review
18 Aug 2009 Leave a Comment
in Film Review Tags: half blood prince, Harry Potter, review

Reviewing a Potter film isn’t the easiest thing; you know they’re going to miss things out and not expand upon some important aspects of each book, but you just need to get on with it. It’s been no easy task adapting the last 3 books to the big screen, simply because they’re so big and there’s so much to cover, and with Half Blood Prince it seems one film just isn’t enough (even if it is two and a half hours long).
Firstly, don’t be fooled by the majority of positive reviews for this film. There are gaping holes aplenty, with a lot of forced aspects and some criminally underdeveloped relationships that drag down its strong points. For every strong performance of a major character, there’s a boring one to accompany it.
Of the main cast, you can divide the best and worst performances into two groups; Michael Gambon (Dumbledore), Rupert Grint (Ron) and Evanna Lynch (Luna Lovegood) all put in star turns, whilst Daniel Radcliffe (Harry), Emma Watson (Hermione) and Bonnie Wright (Ginny) just don’t. Whilst the former group seem to relish every moment in front of the camera, and actively become their character, the latter group come across far too intense for their own good; they’re just boring in this film. Gambon puts in the best Dumbledore performance we’ve seen, as he’s finally added a more kindly aspect to the great man whilst keeping the ingenious spark. Grint and Lynch are both massively entertaining; every time they’re on screen, your attention is on them because they’ve really nailed their characters.
Unfortunately, the latter three can’t be given such praise. Radcliffe has definitely grown up as an actor in the last decade, but he seems to get stuck in second gear and spends most of the film staring broodingly at things and seeming uncomfortable. Worse still are Watson and Wright; hopefully this is just a bad directing fault, but these two seem to have drained all the life from their characters. Wright, inparticular, has taken the spark and sass from Ginny and just made her very dull, completely unlike her written counterpart. Like Wright, Watson seems to be a victim of being ‘over-posh’, which takes away anything interesting about who she’s playing. Hopefully, we’ll see some well-rounded performances by the next film, because part one of the Deathly Hallows is in trouble if we don’t.
Performances aside, it feels like screenwriter Steve Kloves could do with reading Half Blood Prince again a few times to really figure out the importance of some events. The Weasley’s house is destroyed by Death Eaters in a horrifically anti-climatic moment in front of a criminally underused Weasley family, Harry and Ginny have one tiny kiss which we’re expected to believe is meant to represent a blossoming relationship and established actors like Alan Rickman, Maggie Smith and Julie Walters are used incredibly sparingly. We don’t see Dumbledore’s funeral, there’s barely any sense of the dread, fear and worry thats meant to end the book, replaced instead by healthy, seemingly-naiive optimism at sunrise.
It’s not all doom and gloom; Dumbledore’s demise is masterfully done, along with an immediate aftermath and realisation that’s actually surprisingly moving. The film, as ever, looks great, with every set and every scene looking as you’d expect; busting with colour and bristling with activity. As the series progresses, just like the books, we’re seeing darker stories, darker times and aging characters dealing with the a lot of fears, which is great because the Harry Potter series does become more adult as it goes.
Director David Yates has hardly done a bad job here, but for everything done right, there’s something done wrong. Obviously, trying to translate a 600-odd page book onto screen is no easy task; things will be done well, and things will be done badly. There are some great performances, and some bad ones. Some stunningly underdeveloped relationships and some moving moments. All in all, Half Blood Prince feels very much like the book; not a hell of a lot really happens, we’re just being prepared for the end. You should still go and see it, it is a Potter film after all. Just don’t expect too much.
6/10
